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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 22:12:54 GMT -5
XD
No need, the damage's already done. I've successfully implanted in your mind all the things I'll twist, in glorifying your perfectly chisled ass, or the penetration of my own.
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Roy Atenwood
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So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 22:15:17 GMT -5
.....I take it you have an active imagination, because I've never described my ass.
EVER.
And I never will, IC or otherwise.
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 22:27:28 GMT -5
..Well, for a guy who has a gf...
Soft, yet firm, firm enough to get a good enough grab of it, and you won't be grabbing ass-fat. Firm enough to fondle. Not a spec of a zit or a mole on those perfectly shaped cheeks.
*cough*
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 22:40:13 GMT -5
0_o
STOP DESCRIBING MY ASS IN PERFECT DETAIL!!!!
I think I'm gonna stop working out......
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 22:54:03 GMT -5
WHAT!? AND DISPLEASE YOUR GIRLFRIEND (and me) ?
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 22:56:58 GMT -5
Errr...yeah.
Fine, y'know what? I'm gonna ignore it, for as long as possible, until my mind SNAPS.
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 23:07:29 GMT -5
Ignore your ass? Come now! Even the toilet seat simply seeks to have PASSIONATE LOVE with your perfectly Adonis-like anus.. DO NOT DENY YOUR GIRLFRIEND (and me of my dirty thoughts of penetration..)!!
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 23:13:25 GMT -5
I meant ignore your...weird....Roy's Ass jokes.
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 23:18:20 GMT -5
Oh, you mean the ones involving me penetrating you, taking a picture of your avatar, and jacking off to the imagination of it?
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 23:23:58 GMT -5
Well...that diddn't last long. You broke my brain.
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 23:26:38 GMT -5
Mm... so long as I can still wrap those brain lobes around my penis and do the equivalent of a 'titty-f***' with it, I'm fine.
Yes. That's right.
Brainfuck.
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 19, 2006 23:29:23 GMT -5
Not broken in half........just kinda....msuhy. Put that thing away, before I cut it off.
*Takes out a riciculously large sword.*
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Post by The Helper on Nov 19, 2006 23:51:52 GMT -5
Did I mention the repetoire of spells I plan to add to Winklewood's already 'lively' amount of abilities?
"ENLARGTHOS" Enlarges anything! Makes your penis six feet longer, and one foot wider!
"METACOCKTHOS!" Make your cock completely metal!
"TENTACLE!" Make water tentacles rape your victims and yourself with blue cum!
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Roy Atenwood
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 20, 2006 0:07:20 GMT -5
You get an official "The Hell?" from me.
Every fight with Winklewood is going to be marked with "Mature", isn't it?
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Post by The Helper on Nov 20, 2006 0:10:50 GMT -5
..If you notice, so have been all of my classes, and even the event, to a certain extent.
If anything, my threads are usually violent or perverted, or both.
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