Shopping (Robert)

[Myst]

Myst was wearing a lime green bandana over her brown hair to keep her ears hidden from view. She wore black jeans and a lime green tank top though her black bra straps were visable as well. Her tail was hidden thanks to her necklace. On her feet were black Vans sneakers. The only one who could see her tail right now was Robert, and that swung around behind her happy to be outside Arcane. How Myst convinced Robert to go shopping with her wasn't as easy as most would think. She had chased him around the house with a pokemon plushie for two hours and played with his guns several times only to end up nearly shooting him or jamming the gun. So yea... It wasn't easy but she assumes that Robert chose to go shopping because he was being annoyed with her being so hyper.

"So... Bobby.... Where should we go first?"

Myst asked as she turned to look at him. Before he spoke she did.

"I think we should go to the swim suit store... I need a new swimsuit, By the way... we are going to the beach on Friday so we should get you one too!"

With that Myst grabbed ahold of Robert and started pulling him off towards the swimsuit shop.

[Robert Gray]

Bob grumbled a bit, but other than that, this wasn't that bad. He liked being with her, even when she was jamming his guns, or firing them by accident.

She was just so freaking adorable when she did these things that he couldn't stay mad.

Then she talked about getting swimsuits. Swimsuits.

FREAKING SWIMSUITS!

"Uhhh....Blue? I don't swim. I sink. Plus, you KNOW I don't like getting wet."

He smirked.

"I can't say WHY in a crowd, but damnit you already KNOW why, Myst."

[Myst]

"Its okay bobby!"

Myst said with out turning around.

"You will swim or I will drown you."

She turned her head and smiled at him then pulled him into the swimsuit shop where a group of girls giggled as Myst dragged him by. Myst looked around and pulled him into the guys swimsuit area. She grabbed a few swim trunks and then dragged him over to the guys dressing room.

"Try these on. I will wait right here..."

She smiled at him and pushed him into a dressing room then closed the door.

[Robert Gray]

"Wait...Myst! Damnit!"

Swim trunks. Great. Showing off the horrible scars that covered his back? Not his idea of a nice time. Plus, giggling teenage girls? He could hear them sneaking up on the dressing rooms, to look at him when he came out to show Myst, or some such thing.

"Like, oh my god! I have to get his stylist's number! Did you see his hair? It looks NATURAL!"

"He's so, like, BUFF, too! Oh my god! I'd SO cuddle with him, if you know what I mean!"

One of them let out a squeel, and another called her a whore, then they both agreed on something. Bob wasn't paying attention. He was taking off the black windbreaker, and his red jeans, follwed by the black biker boots. He diddn't wear socks, or anything under the windbreaker. He needed to do laundry.

Hell, he never wore boxers, anyway. He put a pair of red and black swim trunks on, and finaly spoke.

"I am SO not coming out of here."

[Myst]

Myst glanced at the other girls with a bit of an annoyed look. Girls like them pissed her off for some reason. She crossed her arms as she waited for Robert to come out. He said he wouldn't so Myst smirked and approched the door.

"Then I Guess I will come in then."

Myst said giving the doorknob a jiggle. She smirked and stopped jiggling the doorknob.

"Unless you want to come out here... I am sure you don't want me to come in and see you naked."

She stepped back and crossed her arms over her chest again as she let him think this over. The music in the store blared Beach Boys songs and Myst found her foot tapping in rythym to the music as she waited.

[Robert Gray]

"Fine, whatever."

He stepped out, in the damn shorts. He was buff, sort of. Well built, and tall. However, his back was disgusting, in his eyes. It had large scars, where strips of flesh had been torn out, and eaten by the Dark Angel woman he had tried to date. Bad experience, and most likely the reason he wasn't trying to date Myst. He was a little afraid of dating. And women.

He did a little half turn, then jumped back inside the dressing room, and said "Alright, the other ones look the same, but black. I'm not putting them on."

Then, he turned the lock on the door.

"Umm...hey? You know who does his hair?"

[Myst]

Myst smiled as Robert emerged from the dressing room. She looked him over as he did his little half turn and jumped back into the dressing room saying that all the others looked the same. Myst was doing her best on imagining it as a girl walked over and asked her who did Robert's hair. Myst blinked.

"Er... Well... Our roomate. We go to the collage and Our room mate uses natural ingrediants from er... paris and does His hair. Heh. Unfornatly Our room mate left this week for a road trip.... Right?"

She asked kicking the dressing room door to get his answer.

"Any way, There is a pair of ones with flames on them, Try those on for me... I think they will work better but I have to know if it fits!"

Again she kicked the dressing room door. A clerk walked up behind her.

"Uhm, Miss can you please not do that."
"Oh Right, Sorry... Heh."

The clerk walked off and left Myst standing by the changing room waiting for Robert.

[Robert Gray]

"They fit. They fit fine."

He walked out, fully dressed instead of in swim trunks, and was suddenly mobbed. The two valley girls were running toward him, all of a sudden.

Hey! I'm Trisha. You're hot. Let's go get some coffee.

I'm Kendra! Wanna snuggle? Tee-hee!

"Err....no. Back of, alright?"

They pouted. The "Kendra" girl tried to snuggle him, for some damn reason, and he twisted away with strength that betrayed his appearance.

He's so strong! Oh my god I want him!

...You're kind of a slut....but I do agree...Hehehe.

"Myst! Let's go......I need to get away from these valley girls..."

They both sort of...glommed onto him. "Kendra" was sucking on his hair, for some freakish reason.

"BLUE! GET THEM OFF MEEEEE!"

[Myst]

As Robert left the dressing room fully dressed, Myst was shoved aside by two girls who in Myst's mind deserved to be hit by a truck. She stood there her arms crossing over her chest as Robert called for her help. Her tail twitched behind her agrivatedly. So... Myst walked up behind one of the girls. Her tail shot out and pulled the girls legs out from under her sending her to the floor. Myst's arms were still crossed over her chest as the girls looked over at her. Myst's arm shot out and her hand grabbed a hold of Robert's.

"Sorry Kendra, Trisha? What ever the hell your names are... My boyfriend isn't into you... Come on Bobby."

Myst yanked Robert free of Trisha and started pulling him over to the girls area of swimsuits. She pulled some things off the rack and gave the girls an evil glare. Was myst jelouse? A little... Maybe... more then a little... Either way she looked over the swim suits she had pulled off the rack and planted Robert infront of a dressing room.

"You... Stay... I will be right out."

Now Myst knew that the chances of the girls leaving Robert alone while she was changing were slim.

[Robert Gray]

"Just to let the two of you know....."

He opened his jacket as they walked toward him, and while they oogled his shirtless form for a second, they suddenly eeped.

"Yeah. I have a license to carry these, and I have it on me, so don't bother calling the cops or anything. But I will say this: If you're within ten feet of me, I'll claim self defense. Then I'll shoot you both."

They ran out screaming loudly, and the guy at the front desk smirked.

"Thanks, dude. Been trying to get rid of those two all damn week."

"No problem."

So, he waited for Myst, knowing that her "Boyfriend" comment was just to keep the girls from bugging the hell out of both of them, but wishing it was true.

"There he is, officer!"

"I told you I have a license....you were treatening to stab me if I diddn't buy you a coffee...what was I supposed to do?"

"He looks like a decent kid...and we've had trouble from you before, little missy. You're under arrest."

Bob smikred and leaned against the wall as miss annoying got dragged away. Sure, he had lied, but it was freaking funny.

Now he just needed to wait for Myst to get done with whatever she was trying on.

[Myst]

Myst stepped out in a Red bakini. She walked past Robert and went directly to a mirror. She turned around a few times looking at her self then turned to Robert.

"What about this one. I have a lime green one in there I think would look better but this is the first one I tried on. So?"

Myst asked looking at him. Her tail pushed the back of the bakini bottoms down a little as it hung out over the top. Her tail twitched softly behind her as she set her hands on her hips. She glanced around realising that the girls were gone. A smirk crossed her lips. Did Myst believe she had done it? Of course. Her lime green bandana wasn't on her head and her ears twitched slightly. It was a good thing the clerk couldn't see her tail and ears.

[Robert Gray]

"Errr....uhhh....ummm...I think this one looks good....."


"Aww...Miss, I think he's speechless. Plus, I don't think Lime Green is your color. Defenitely red."

Bob looked at him quizicaly. Almost angrily for a second, before the man spoke again.

"Don't worry, cutie. I'm gay. I must say I thought yu were at first. It's the hair."

Now Bob looked away, eyes hidden behind his purple shades. He wasn't really thinking about anything in particular, other than this:

Why the shit is Myst doing this to me? She knows I like her? goddamn, this is TORTURE! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?!

Bob was bright red in the face, and simply looked away, wishing Myst and he were REALLY together.

[Myst]

"Alright then."

Myst said softly and hurried off to change into her normal clothes. In a second or two she walked back out she returned the other swim suits to their racks and hurried over to the counter with the red bakini in one hand and Roberts swim trunks in the other. She set them down and paid for them. Myst glanced back at Robert and blinked.

"Whats wrong Bobby? You hungry? Uhm, we don't usualy travel this far from campus... any good places to eat around here?"
"Well, that depends. What kind of place do you two want to go to?"
"Something fast. We are shopping and don't have much more time before, uhm... our next class."
"Well... There is a McDonalds down the road a bit, a wendys and a taco bell."
"Thanks. Come on bobby."

Myst grabbed Roberts hand and towed him out of the swim shop and down the street.

"So... Where should we go?"

[Robert Gray]

"I don't know. I'm not from around here...I don't know any of those rsturaunts, other than McDonalds. They had one of those in Vanndel."

Vanndel, of course, being the city that held the Deathgate, the gate between Hell and Earth. They had a few things humans had there, including fast food. Although he had never had a chance to actually enjoy them.

Before the near-entrance to Delta-flight-Team, he had been a harem boy. Although in hell, Harems are used for a different reason by the Dark Angels. The fallen ones like to torture people to get thier jollies. So, to get her rocks off, so to speak, Death herself had tortured Bob for hours on end.

"I've always hated McDonalds. Hmmm......Taco Bell sounds good. What do you want to eat, though?"

I've got to ask her on a date today..I've just got to. Screw thinking.

[Myst]

I've always hated McDonalds. Hmmm......Taco Bell sounds good. What do you want to eat, though?

Myst blinked. McDonalds has fish but it isn't any good. As far as she knew Taco bell and Wendy's didn't have fish... Wendys had salads and she was sure that Taco bell had bean burritos. Since Robert really hadn't wanted to go shopping, Myst decided the least she could do was take him to lunch.

"Taco bell sounds fine."

Myst smiled and pulled him off towards the Taco bell. Once again her tail swishing behind her, though soon it curled its self around her waist and the tip twitched against her.