Jonathan Winters *Deceased*
Spell Caster
"Now, now at the end of my life... I know my greatest folly. ..Forgive me for only just realizing."
Posts: 119
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Post by Jonathan Winters *Deceased* on Nov 25, 2006 3:05:56 GMT -5
*Salutes*
It's been a pleasure to RP with you all. But, today, I kill Jonathan Winters.
'Going to end it.. with Madelyn, and with the help of Xeryth Varson.
..As Jonathan Winters.
'Because, these past few months, I've been living a deception. I've been RPing among you as one of you, as I am one of you... but, as some of you may have already figured out, this much is obvious:
I'm that idiot, the Helper.
I began Jonathan Winters to show that I'm not an absolute idiot, to show that I'm not the overly perverted joke of a guy that I play. But aye.. it's been fun. Thank you for RPing with me.
*Salutes*
-Jonathan Winters
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Roy Atenwood
Mage
So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 25, 2006 3:08:27 GMT -5
I never thought you were an absolute idiot >.>
I think you're pretty damn funny.
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Post by The Sword on Nov 25, 2006 3:22:56 GMT -5
He'll still be here as Helper and Song.
-=}N{=-
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Roy Atenwood
Mage
So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
Posts: 343
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 25, 2006 3:24:27 GMT -5
I know, just trying to help his injured self-esteem.
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Post by The Helper on Nov 25, 2006 3:25:25 GMT -5
..Yea, I'm a dumbass like that...
*sidles next to Roy* So.. now that he's gone... there's nothing left from unleashing ourselves onto one another!
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Roy Atenwood
Mage
So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
Posts: 343
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 25, 2006 3:27:23 GMT -5
Don't touch me.
Idiot.
Seriously, get your hand off my ass! I don't care if I broke up with my girlfriend a few days ago!
STOP GRABBING ME!
Ahem. Please stop?
*Cowers behind The Sword*
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Post by The Sword on Nov 25, 2006 3:31:06 GMT -5
Oh, it's IC, now, is it?
~Tenshu pulled out his fat cock which he had bought frmo a farmer not too long ago, and then his penis. He raped Roy furiously until he couldn't move. Passing Roy to Song, the sweat dripped off of him, weighing his hair down, "He's all yours... I can't move..."~
-=}N{=-
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Roy Atenwood
Mage
So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
Posts: 343
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 25, 2006 3:39:24 GMT -5
WTF?
Gah........maybe I should just....like...set everyone on fire >.>
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Post by Phae on Nov 25, 2006 3:42:42 GMT -5
*rolls eyes*
Gods you guys are gross! You turn every thread these days into some sick joke. This is a good thread that is already going down hill. So I'm knocking us back on subject.
I wish winters didn't have to go I like him as a character and it's going to hit Phae pretty hard when her best friend goes *huggles*
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Mint
Apprentice
The Auramancer with Attitude!
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Post by Mint on Nov 25, 2006 3:45:24 GMT -5
I...but you...and...huh?! Winters = Helpfu!?
I didn't see that coming at all! Bravo, Winters/Helpfu, damn good show!
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Post by The Helper on Nov 25, 2006 3:45:37 GMT -5
Looking at Tenshu falter after a while, Winklewood grimaced evilly, at Roy, cum all over his ass cheeks... "Now then.. I'm going to rape you... UP YOUR PENIS HOLE..""ENLARGTHOS!" His penis, enlarging to six feet, a foot wide, was hefted up in Winklewood's arms, as he used it to cock-slap Roy, knocking him out. Rolling him with his back against the ground.. Winklewood began the slow penetration up the penis hole.
As minutes passed, the thrusting becoming harder and faster, Winklewood screamed with a lion's roar, cumming into Roy, Roy's ballsacks exploding with cum, as Winklewood grappled his ass cheeks, with hawk-like hands..
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Roy Atenwood
Mage
So I'm a grumpy seer? Big deal. You're an idiot.
Posts: 343
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Post by Roy Atenwood on Nov 25, 2006 3:48:18 GMT -5
Dude, cut it out. Please.
I'm starting to doubt your sanity.
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Jonathan Winters *Deceased*
Spell Caster
"Now, now at the end of my life... I know my greatest folly. ..Forgive me for only just realizing."
Posts: 119
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Post by Jonathan Winters *Deceased* on Nov 25, 2006 3:48:33 GMT -5
..I'd like to add that I'll never make a perverted comment as Winters. Winklewood and Jonathan are two different parts of my personality, vastly at odds with one another.
Edit: Granted.. I need a few more years to grow up..
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Post by The Sword on Nov 25, 2006 13:31:13 GMT -5
*rolls eyes* Gods you guys are gross! You turn every thread these days into some sick joke. This is a good thread that is already going down hill. So I'm knocking us back on subject. Hey... it was just the one time, and Helper was late on the uptake. -=}N{=-
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Onira
Student Teachers
TEH CRAZY SUICIDAL FALLING-TO-EARTH GUY
Yeah. It's THAT cool.
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Post by Onira on Nov 28, 2006 2:09:34 GMT -5
*trumpets play*
We will miss you Winters. However, I must ask. WTF doesn't Winters being Helper surprise me? That's just scariness.
Meh!
*trumpets keep playing*
Random Girl: I LOVE YOU WINTERS!!!
RG 2: MAKE LOVE TO ME WINTERS!!!
Random Guy: Penis f*ck ME Helper!!
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GAAH! The voices are getting out!
Edit: *Looks at Phae*
Wait a second! I thought I was your best friend!!! Well, that's a stab in the back!
Edit 2: Wait a second. I know Winters will never make a perverted comment, but then again, he DID try to have sex with Phae. HAHA! PHAE AND HELPER ALMOST HAD SEX!!! YES!!!
Distant Voice: Good job mate!
*Note: This is in no way meant to be disrespectful to Phae, which is the main reason I left out several self-esteem destroying comments.
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