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Post by The Dreamer on Jan 30, 2007 23:42:52 GMT -5
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Post by The Helper on Jan 30, 2007 23:47:16 GMT -5
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Poetry in motion.
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Post by Syril Ænari on Jan 30, 2007 23:47:28 GMT -5
^ Missed as well. Haha!
< Is such an INCREDIBLE loser that he invented an entire language for the sake of one character. Also didn't make a sex joke.
V Joo killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Post by The Dreamer on Jan 30, 2007 23:50:19 GMT -5
^also sold his liver on the black market...that is of course after I sold his penis on Ebay for 10 cents
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Post by Syril Ænari on Jan 30, 2007 23:54:48 GMT -5
^ Shall be either the Helper or the Dreamer or Nanashi. IT KEEPS CHANGING ON ME.
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Post by Angra Mainyu. on Jan 31, 2007 11:31:43 GMT -5
^ Knows too much of my personal habits  And of course, anyone who has felt a hard cåck in their stomach won't be able to live without it... < Needs to stop responding to such remarks... at least in that manner V Will be happy that I took the disgusting spot after helper... |
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Post by The Dreamer on Jan 31, 2007 12:17:30 GMT -5
^ is wrong
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>wears rubber undies
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Post by The Helper on Feb 4, 2007 21:12:48 GMT -5
^ is wrong ^ knows Helpers body with the utmost intimacy <wouldn't have minded helpers comment <hates to admit to love of banana popsicles > has no way of posting to me >wears rubber undies V knows the difference between Helper and their mom V has new material for the continuation of this fun ^ Wishes she she could penetrate me up the ass with a penis, to make me bleed and scream, and orgasm into her back. < Is too lazy to do the huge arrow thing right now. V Wants to live in the shade... of an octupus's garden.. with me. |
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Post by Eyvindr on Feb 4, 2007 23:12:32 GMT -5
^ I have no idea why I let him live this long.
< Will be killing Helper soon.
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Post by The Keeper, Engal on Feb 5, 2007 5:04:41 GMT -5
^ Assumes the Helper is posting next
< Is an insomniac (Is on helper overload)
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Post by The Dreamer on Feb 5, 2007 13:05:23 GMT -5
^ likes neopets
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^ ate crayola crayons (still does)
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V would like a good game of tonsil hocky via the Designer <3
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Post by The Helper on Feb 11, 2007 2:23:44 GMT -5
^ likes neopets ^loves Helper <3 ^ ate crayola crayons (still does) < loves helper (all night long) < has a goldfish named snitzelhound ( i kid you not) < will kill anyone who tries to kill helper...(there;s just something about Helper... *grin* ) V will argue about helper V wants to curl up in the fetal position and cry after a visitation from Helper V would like a good game of tonsil hocky via the Designer <3 ^Knows the 'Moon Master' on an intimate level. ^RFLPWNED my ride. ^Is about to face an army of tentacles.. of fingers... with penises for tips! <Imagination runs wild. <Should not have watched Eureka 7, as the hormonal, boy-wants-romance-wit-girl type of guy. <Feels so ronery VDesires to experiance blue cum injected into their back. VWants to know what AIDs stands for. VHas had sex with Charlie Murphy. |
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You think a piece of paper can't do any damage? Think again...
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Post by Nanashi on Feb 11, 2007 16:28:28 GMT -5
^Will die... again.
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<Will not spare anybody who tries to stop me.
<Knows what AIDS stands for (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
<Just had a mini-unit in science class about AIDS and HIV.
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V Will agree that if both Dreamer and Helper are the only ones posting in a thread, it is unlikely that anybody else will post in it ever again...
V If the above isn't true, will not be attempting to un-pervert this thread.
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