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Post by The Helper on Apr 5, 2007 23:35:47 GMT -5
Yeah, Nanashi. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
.....Now I wish I had eleven penises instead of ten. Oh well. *tentacle rapes Nanashi with swords*
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Nanashi
Apprentice
You think a piece of paper can't do any damage? Think again...
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Post by Nanashi on Apr 6, 2007 0:50:04 GMT -5
...You know what I meant.
From now on, I am going to describe my mutilations of Helper with more detail than just 'stab repeatedly'. Reader discretion is advised.
Eyvindr: a dagger goes downward and inside the ribcage via a path going through the center of the collar bone, in front of the neck. It severs your bronchial tubes, purposefully misses the heart, and inserts itself in the stomach, spinning once to slash it open and spill gastric juice over your intestines and any other tissues that happen to be in the area. The dagger then exits the way it came, so as not to let any of that nice acid out by any means other than it's eating through your flesh to the outside. You are then left to die from lack of oxygen while you are slowly eaten away from the inside by the contents of your own stomach.
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Syril Ænari
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Wind King
Poetry in motion.
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Post by Syril Ænari on Apr 6, 2007 1:23:01 GMT -5
That was impressively violent.
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Post by fishtie on Apr 6, 2007 6:01:39 GMT -5
I give it a 8/10 Strong movement, but with a few slips near the middle. A strong competitive score with strong potential to rise.
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Post by Tristan Knightrhode on Apr 6, 2007 10:54:50 GMT -5
were all fucking nuts arent we?
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Post by The Helper on Apr 6, 2007 13:32:04 GMT -5
...I feel like I could bloodgasm all over your body, Nanashi.
GWAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Nanashi
Apprentice
You think a piece of paper can't do any damage? Think again...
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Post by Nanashi on Apr 6, 2007 19:23:03 GMT -5
were all fucking nuts arent we? ...You should NOT have said that.
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Post by The Helper on Apr 6, 2007 20:45:48 GMT -5
*Feels Nanashi's nuts*
.....
..What?
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Nanashi
Apprentice
You think a piece of paper can't do any damage? Think again...
Posts: 72
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Post by Nanashi on Apr 7, 2007 1:09:39 GMT -5
You have one 'gross' post to go until I think up another violent way to murder you.
You WILL ignore the fact that the post I am threatening you with would also be considered 'gross'.
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Post by fishtie on Apr 7, 2007 5:00:03 GMT -5
Oh we WILL, will we? Why would we do that?
You know? Never mind. It's probably a mistake to get in the middle of this anyways.
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Eyvindr
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Beware, for I am obsessed with pointy objects...
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Post by Eyvindr on Apr 7, 2007 12:35:20 GMT -5
...Yeah, probably.
I haven't voted in the poll yet...
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Post by The Helper on Apr 7, 2007 20:07:12 GMT -5
Oh we WILL, will we? Why would we do that? You know? Never mind. It's probably a mistake to get in the middle of this anyways. ...Kinda like the way I was getting my dildo in the middle of Nanashi's back-cheeks, as I pounded him repeatedly, until he bled orgasms.. ...But that's a tale for another time.
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Eyvindr
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Beware, for I am obsessed with pointy objects...
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Post by Eyvindr on Apr 7, 2007 23:09:25 GMT -5
...
Nanashi: You are placed inside the cocoon created by the metal scroll. That cocoon is then shrunk until it fits your body perfectly. The only problem is that there also has to fit approximately 143.8 cubic feet of air plus your body into the space that your body takes up (I don't know the volume of your body, so I can't give an exact answer). Of course, for it to form around your body perfectly, it would have to touch you from all places, so it just keeps compressing until the metal blows out somewhere, or the insides of the cocoon cannot compact any more by Nanashi's magic. The whole time, the compressed air is heating up (Like compressed air does), and eventually some of your clothing will begin to catch fire. Once this happens, that fire will super-oxidize, flare up, and set the rest of you on fire easily. Those flames would burn fiercely until all of the oxygen is gone, and you would then continue to be compressed. Though there is no fire, it is still fire-like temperatures inside.
If it is either by the bone-crushing force or the heat, you WILL die. I would continue to contract the cocoon until I no longer could or it exploded somewhere, which would then send it flying with enough force to bash through a brick wall. I would then take back the metal into the scroll, step on your mangled and likely charred corpse, and laugh.
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Syril Ænari
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Wind King
Poetry in motion.
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Post by Syril Ænari on Apr 8, 2007 1:19:06 GMT -5
Meh, your first one was better.
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Post by fishtie on Apr 8, 2007 2:20:02 GMT -5
Pressure cooked in foil. Ouch.
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