Calling you out!

[Roy Atenwood]

Well, I hope someone who plays a vampire (Other than Grey) reads this. The two I know of are Vrac and Vlad.

This is a friendly challenge, OOC, but IC, my character hates vampires, so I was thinking about how I could show that easily...and I made this thread.

So, any suckfaces up for a round or two?

[The Helper]

*Felodar stands*

"Hello... I heard from a few classmates that you discriminate against 'vampires'... As you know, racism is not delt with nicely. So, I'm here to challange you, on their behalf, you racist fuck."

Edit: Just thought you might like a bit of a mix-up, from the ordinary group of students.. ^_^ And also, a break from my Winklewood personality.

[Roy Atenwood]

Umm...well......

Shit.......


EDIT: To be honest, I thought I commited a big no-no or something.

Roy has logical reasons to hate vampires, since the only ones he's ever met have either caused him mental pain (Vrac. Not hard when a telepath can't control his telepathy.), or tried to beat the fuck out of him, and insulted him (Grey. Roy's "Mortal Enemy", moreso than the big demon in his storyline.).

And besides, most people who play vampires make them all "I'm better than you, because I suck blood! Bluh!", and it's really fun to fight them.

[The Helper]

Don't worry, that won't be his ACTUAL starting statement.

..I think.

*bares fangs, happily*

Edit: If it's any consolation, Felodar's been around for a while, and is actually pro-vampire/werewolf consolation. He may teach you more then a few 'werewolf' skills, in your battle, or other abilities..

[Roy Atenwood]

Wait......I don't want to get utterly and completely owned.......


But I'll fight him if he lets Roy live in the end ^_^

And, like, doesn't bite him........

[The Helper]

...He has a wife. Zoe would kill him, if he did anything to one of the students.

And besides.. take note, his last name is 'Kindfang'.

..That, at least, should be a good omen..

[Roy Atenwood]

"Point" taken. I'll read the profile......


Wait......does this mean he's going to kick Roy's ass?

[The Helper]

..He'll give him a chance. Who knows? He may give you a fighting chance, be it a cross, or a gun with a single clip several silver bullets...

..Hell, maybe even a garlic bomb.

[Roy Atenwood]

The only "Anti-Hellspawn" weapon Roy has is his dagger......


Screwed? Yes. YES I AM!

*Hides in the corner, cowering behind his dagger.*

[The Helper]

XD

Fine, I'll give you a choice of 'anti-vampire' weapons, then..

No good, if it's not a fair fight, ya?

[Roy Atenwood]

Silver spear? Or staff?

Tactical Nuke?

The secret "Blow Up Professor Kindfang" button?

So...I'm fighting based on Dumb Luck, Pole Arms, and Fire?

Fun.

[The Helper]

Try a handgun with a clip of silver bullets, or a shot gun with 18 silver bullets..

Maybe a blessed 'silver' spear/sword, marinated for 10 years in garlic juices, diluted with holy water, blessed daily by the pope himself, for 7 years, on every Sunday?

[Roy Atenwood]

Give Roy a gun, and he'll shoot himself in the foot XD

He'd do more harm to hmself than Kindfang. Same with a sword.

I'm lening towards a Tactical Nuke, or the "Secret Button", but a spear or staff would be the only thing he wouldn't kill himself with >.>

[The Helper]

"..If you're a vampire, why do you keep weapons that are dangerous for even yourself to handle..?"

"..Sometimes, I get depressed and cut myself. Then, I drink."

[Roy Atenwood]

That...is one of the funniest things....I have ever read.