Post by Xia Tianku on Dec 3, 2006 2:19:37 GMT -5
Yes, I've posted this up to share with you my ultimate triumph over shitty, cheap-ass hardware! So I was playing BF2, and was killin' female dogs and garden tools left and right. But then the unthinkable happened, my mouse abruptly stopped working, right in the middle of combat! Then I was all "BYAAAAAAAH!!!!" and threw it around the room. Well, as you can imagine that didn't help much. That cheap female dog-ass optical mouse is toast. Good riddance though, the damned thing didn't work worth a (replacement for the F-word, anyone?)!
Now I've got my back-up mouse hooked up into my computer, over-clocked the mother trucker and I'm running like the 64 Billion Dollar Man! (Yeah, screw that cheap ass 64 Million Dollar Mofo.) When I booted up my computer, I was expecting this not to work at all. But then, Raptor Jesus came down from Esozoic Heaven and made it work! Then the announcer guy from Mortal Kombat kicked open my door and screamed out "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" Then the three of WRYYYYYYYY'D for about thirty minutes, revealing in our triumph over cheap hardware!
Edited for language and all caps. All caps = 1337 n00bz.
Now I've got my back-up mouse hooked up into my computer, over-clocked the mother trucker and I'm running like the 64 Billion Dollar Man! (Yeah, screw that cheap ass 64 Million Dollar Mofo.) When I booted up my computer, I was expecting this not to work at all. But then, Raptor Jesus came down from Esozoic Heaven and made it work! Then the announcer guy from Mortal Kombat kicked open my door and screamed out "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" Then the three of WRYYYYYYYY'D for about thirty minutes, revealing in our triumph over cheap hardware!
Edited for language and all caps. All caps = 1337 n00bz.
wow I have a similar story only involving a keyboard, Satan and the Announcer from Halo...
