Kick Ass Spells

[Jason]

Sorry should made made it more clear. I was talking about the level of the spell itself not the burn. Very true the burn would be horrible to experiance

[Angra Mainyu.]

I'd personally go with: Horrific summoning Helper spell.

Effect: Summons Helper with bondage equipment.

Cost: 1 nude picture of given target. Sex/race/looks doesn't matter.

[Jason]

Hmm thats still not as bas as summoning a RedNeck Tree or the Infernal Tax Collector

[Brandon (Tech)]

Don't tell me it sucks, I know it does. So, without further ado, from a very empty place, the top of my head

Blade of beyond: This spell has several different uses, although it always results in the caster holding a weapon of extra-planar origin. This spell has been experimented upon many times, and modern uses do not always include blades like the earlier versions of the spell did.

Summoning a storm of unnatural levels, the caster stretches his open hand to wards the sky and calls forth a bolt of lightening that strikes his hand. When the light fades the caster is holding a weapon, usually a sword, made from physically manifested energy. The original was a sword that held the power of lightening to tear apart those it struck, but later versions also include the power of sound through thunder, the awe inspiring levels energy enough to rip almost anything apart in an explosion of light and sound.

Reaching out his hand, the caster calls upon the humidity and oxygen in the air around him, condensing them both around his hand. By mastery of elemental and temperature control, the caster drains all the warmth from the humidity and transfers it to the oxygen, creating a sword of near-indestructible ice coated in deathless flames. The caster alone controls the air and is therefore the only one not affected by the reduced levels of oxygen in the air, as well as wielding a weapon of opposites, one that will set fire to or melt nearly everything it touches, and crystallize or cut in half whatever it doesn't

Calling upon the stubborn rage of earth, the ground at the caster's feet splits in two and shoots up a sword with a blade of diamond, a handle of a near indestructible kind steel and the pommel of a living gem. The insanely sharp, undullable edge makes mockery of nearly every kind of armor it is opposed by, chainmails splitting, plate armor cracking open and shields falling apart, every aspect of the elemental earth striving to aid the avatar of earth's will. The living gem providing the pommel of the sword guides the caster's hand and aim, striking at the weak spots in his opponnents defense

[Nikias]

I agree on these last kick as spells. But i still think that spells that affect your minds is the strongest ones. Or for all might and magic fans: white magic combined with dark magic spells.

[The Judicator]

The Bolton Bolt

Makes it so all that your opponent hears is Michael Bolton albums, thereby making his ears bleed to the point that he dies of bloodloss.

[Jason]

Summon the Lop.

A small rabbit appears with a glass of lemonade and a spoon. You have been paralized. And the rabbit preforms what is loveingly called "The Eyeball Dunk"

[Syril Ænari]

grazznor said:

B: Isn't elemental magic a kind of alchemy? If it is I want to know how to make something freeze and burn at the same time.

Oho, now I'm intrigued.

Well now. To theorize on how different kinds of magic could be combined, we should probably first define the nature of magic itself. Now, there are many theories on the nature of "mana," and I could bore you all by explaining in great detail my theories about sub-atomic particles responsible for super-natural activity. But that's a convoluted and possibly blasphemous discussion for another time, so for now it will suffice to say that "magic" is the ability to create change through thought.

Given this definition, we can further classify fire elemental magic as the ability to generate heat by increasing the velocity of a substances atoms. "Cold" is defined as the absence of heat, ergo ice elementalism is the ability to remove heat by decreasing that velocity. So if the two were utilized at the same time on precisely the same portion of matter, the forces would in fact cancel each other out and make a combination impossible.

However, there is a fairly simple alternative to influencing the same atoms to move faster and slower at the same time. A magic user could in theory, if his or her precision of control were great enough, influence seperate but extremely small portions of the same substance to move at different speeds, on such a scale that the difference would be indistinguishable to the human eye; thus, the substance in question would appear to become both hot and cold at the same time, while really becoming partially hot and partially cold.

I hope that made sense.

[Nikias]

It did... are you a chemical teacher or something?

[Syril Ænari]

I'm a sopomore at Inglemoor High School. I'm sixteen.

[The Helper]

...Almost legal...

[Syril Ænari]

Unfortunately, two years is more than adequate time to place myself on the opposite side of the globe. Neener neener.

[The Helper]

You were about to say 'You have a big fat wiener', weren't you? WEREN'T YOU!?

^_^

Why yes, I do. Would you like to see?

*Pours out... 'mustard'*

[Syril Ænari]

helper said:

You were about to say 'You have a big fat wiener', weren't you? WEREN'T YOU!?

That one was a bit of a stretch. XD