(Open) "The Confessional" (Permanent)

["The Priest"]

Inside 'The Priests' Room, there was barely anything. Well, if you count books as nothing. Piles and piles of necromancy books littered the floor. Spell scrolls and quills also were stroodled about, like so much waste.

Yet, there was one stark contrast in the room. A two person box was sitting against one wall. It had two doors, and there was a partition between the two seats. A blind could be open and closed on the one side, which had a lock. It was placed in the corner, so that kids could enter from the outside of the room, sit in the box, speak, and then leave, without ever coming into contact with 'The Priest''s room. It was made for his comfort, and it was pretty big, considering his own size.

((Anyone can stop by. The Priest will permanently be here, no matter what, unless it states otherwise. This can be a joke thread, a serious thread, or part of a quest. Mainly, I'm bored, and this was suggested to me by a friend, since i'm a *Smacks forehead* Priest))

[Hakfu Song]

Oh My.. Head... Ah...

Slowly, Hakfu slumped through the halls, the other students avoiding him, a bleary amount of bubbles, he could almost swear, just out of reach of his eyes. Blinking profusely, he let his weak hand rest on the handle of the confessional, before pushing down and opening it. Hakfu slunk inside.

Now inside, he leaned on the chair, his fingers pressing against his forehead, massaging it. Finally stopping, he looked up, looking at the screen, where he could just barely make out the image of the 'Priest'. Bah. He slapped his hands together, as if in prayer, his head bowed down.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

["The Priest"]

The Priest coughed once, and then spoke, his tone low, and commanding.

Don't do that. This is hardly a chappel. Let alone an official Priest...

Besides that..

How have you sinned, my forsaken child?

[Hakfu Song]

Your Called 'The Priest'. Your Holy. Deal With It.

Sighing to himself, in his stupor, he let his hands fall away, but kept his head downcast. Holding his hands out before him, he counted them out. Where to begin.. ah yes..

"Father, I have been doing so much studying that I miss out on classes. Also, some of my spells are in regards to joke spells, or even to 'seeing underneath the clothes', but which I am unable to do, regardless, as I'm reliant on my summons for spells."

Hakfu gave an uncomfortable cough. He was glad that the Priest couldn't see his face right now.

"But, there is more father. I have taken Aqua Vitae, a Brandy-sort of drug or alcohol, which disorients the mind... or else, I'm just lacking in tolerance. .. Uh... a moment father, let me think, let me think.."

Again, his fingers massaged into his forehead, as he thought back into his mind. What else did he have to get off his chest? Oh yes. That's right.

"I cursed the alarm for waking me up, I used our Lord's name in vain several times, saying, if you'll pardon this one as well, Father, "God Dammit", about five times in this past hour, due to my frustrations of being unable to find the proper magical scripture. Also, I fell back on my chair, and accidentally caught myself looking up a passing-by girl's dress, for which I said nothing of. I... sort of don't have a Bible either, so, I pray you'll forgive me for not reading any scripture. The non-magical scripture, I mean."

Hakfu gave another cough.. why was he even there? Oh right.

["The Priest"]

Your Chinese. Deal With It.[/u]

The Priest had a smirk come to his face. He removed his hat, one of the few times, and the shadow across his face was removed. Hanging it from a hook inside the confessional, he moved down the window seperating the two.

Let it be known, here and now, that all of your sins are absolved. The few jokes, well, lets just say, God likes a few jokes, or else he wouldn't allow them, nay?

But, on the point of the... illegal substance...

I'm going to need a sample, so I can fully tell you how to absolve yourself for that one... bring it by as soon as possible. Come directly into my room, do not go through here. If I am with another student, sit at the desk, and wait until I come out of the closet of the confessional. Understood? Good. For now, your are absolved. Now, go get me that... Aqua-Vitae

[Hakfu Song]

Aqua Vitae... My Greatest Sin

"Aye, thank you, Father. I'll bring it soon enough.. actually, wait.."

He patted himself down, until he felt something hard, particularly close to his belt. Pulling it out, Hakfu almost shuddered, yet looked at it fondly. Aqua Vitae.. Staring at it longingly, he suddenly had the urge to down the rest of it. No! You must turn it over to the Father! Struggling within himself, his arm moved back and forth between the sides of the window, suprised to see the Father's eyes, yet, temptation growing in himself at the same time. Finally, he wrenched his other arm free, and held it up, just into the window's view, for the Priest to grab.

"Get it, Father, get it before my temptation strikes yet again at me!"

Shudder.

.. God, he hated withdrawls. Crap!

"Father, I just used the Lord's name in vain in my own head.. again."

["The Priest"]

The Priest said nothing. He eyed the bottle, and dumped a few drops into his palm. He rubbed it with one finger, and it absorbed into his hand. His hand flexed sponteaneously.

Good stuff you've got here my friend.
I'd be interested if, whenever you have a need, for you to come back here. Bring with you the one who gave this to you.. We will indeed get through this. Come through here, from now on...

The Priest drank the entire bottle, and then, dropping it down to his side, he crushed the bottle. The remnants dropped into a little compartment, that sealed back up, and disappeared into the wall.

We are done... for now. Come back... with Hrolf Grager, Khaster, and yourself... Anyone else that has this stuff, or anything as good, as well.

[Hakfu Song]

He's a Priest..?

Seeing this strange turn of events, he just smiled. This was awesome.. a Priest that could forgive them for their sins, right when they sinned! Hell freaking yea! He nodded his head gravely, but smiled mischievously.

"Of course, Father. I will fetch them when I can. 'Till then."

Nodding, he adjusted himself, stood, and, adjusting himself, put his hand on the door knob, finally opening it, and stepping out into the hall.

[The Historian]

The Priest grumbled nearly incoherently

And grab some pretzels too.... Hurry the hell up!

He passed out in the box, from a lack of sleep, plus intoxication.